It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's nearly August 1, the day when Yankee fans rise before dawn and run downstairs in their jammies to open the gifts from the trading deadline. What will we get?

From Uncle Ranger: A brand new Eric Gagne home entertainment center?

Or a lump of Denny Neagle?

From Aunt KC, an Octavio Dotel 10-speed racing bike?

Or a zip-lock bag full of Ken Phelps?

Jolly old St. George, with helper Brian, is preparing for the big night.

I wonder what lucky fans will find Kyle Farnsworth under their tree!