Saturday, November 22, 2008

With the Citi Ready to Sleep, What Should the New Mets Stadium Be Called?

The Times says Citi Field won't cut it.

The bad news for a franchise that has had two straight late-season collapses is that it is now linked with a bank trying to stave off its own collapse.

How about...

Piti Field.

Debbets Field.

The Low Low Grounds.

Repo-Dodger Stadium.

The DebtroDome

The Poorhouse that Ruth Built.

3 comments:

She-Fan said...

Piti Field works for me, with Debbets a close second.

Anonymous said...

Any one of those works. And then there's the question of what the Yankees will call the Interactive Yankeetainment Exprience now that building a ballpark specially designed to cater only to the filthiest of the filthy rich might not look like it was such a good idea.

Anonymous said...

Shit Stadium