I know what you think: Don't matter who makes the playoffs, we gotta beat 'em anyway.
Normally, I like the way you think (As well as I like those tight pantaloonies you wear every May Day!) But today, I want you to consider a different perspective.
We can squeeze Boston's dice until their tailbones turn to jelly, and it's time to starting planning.
Texas is two games down in the Wild Card race.
We play Boston thrice this month. Thrice. Home games. Sept. 25-28...
Folks, it's time we drive a redhot ice pick through the butts of these fukwads. I'm talking meat grinder, like those baby chicks on YouTube. I'm thinking we hold them out a six-story window until the sidewalks turn brown, then let go. I'm saying, staple their butts shut, then pour broken glass down their throats so it can cut its way clear!
Wormer, DEAD!
Niedermeir, DEAD!
Youkilis, DEAD!
YOU WITH ME? LET'S GO!
Whack 'em. Drill 'em. Snap spines like Hershey Bars. Don't wait until October. Groin kick them now. ASAP. October needs to come early.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
If Texas stays close, we can whack Boston
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all day and no one has mentioned that the three games aren't 25-28 that would be 4 games? its good to know duque can count to three. the series ends the 27th buddy boy!
HAHAHAHA
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