Happy Halladays

From Psuedo Intellectual

Happy halladay, happy halladay

While the homer balls keep soaring

May your ev'ry wish come true

Happy halladay, happy halladay

May the hitless phillies keep bringing

Happy halladays to you...

Come To Halladay Inn

If you're burdened down with groin pulls

If your catchers are wearing thin

Park your load with the trainer

And come to Halladay Inn

If the lack of bench affects you

Like a squeaky violin

Kick some phillie butt and then strutt

And come to Halladay Inn...