Thursday, June 10, 2010

Sheepshearing dumfuk Yankee fan gives smartass lady shit

Willie, environmental services manager here at remote Ghost Ranch, is a Yankee fan with all the trimmings: the Yankee ballcap, the Yankee license plate holder, the Derek Jeter T-shirt and the New Jersey accent.

Someone attempting to be Cleveland She-Fan... and being outsmarted.

"I can barely get up in the morning — and when I do, there’s Willie and his blasted Yankee hat, a symbol of everything I want but can’t get. I’d kill for a winning team in anything — baseball, basketball, football, Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Anything."

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