Tuesday, June 1, 2010

EVEN WHILE UNDER ATTACK, WE WILL NOT CANCEL THE IT IS HIGH YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH ELECTION

FREE ELECTIONS MUST GO ON.

WE WILL NOT ALLOW THE LAWYERS TO WIN.

MORE THAN EVER, AS IF OUR LIVES DEPEND UPON IT...

IT IS HIGH TIME...

IT IS FAR TIME...

 TO TAKE NOMINATIONS FOR 

YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

6 comments:

Bye Bye Balboni said...

I nominate John Sterling, whose win warbles and brilliant collaborations with some of the titans of pop music have been brutally censored by MLB. If we don't nominate him, the terrorists win.

Also Hideki Irabu, because even a fat pussy toad needs love and support sometimes.

Carlos SEEEEEELLLLLVA said...

john's companera Susyn waldman for her diamond notes and her always exceptional player of the game interviews

Alphonso said...

Aside from the genius of Swisher, Pettitte, Gardner and Hughes in May, I think we need to vote for Ken Phelps, whose last minute May return ignited yesterday's onslaught ( after A-Rods Grandy).

Get it?

SUPERFRANK: are you still with us?

Joe De Pastry said...

I nominate Marcus Thames, who epitomized the agony, the ecstacy, and the mediocrity of the Yankees play in May in back-to-back, belly-to-belly games against the Red Sux with a walk-off homer one night and a game losing error in the ninth inning the next night.

Swishalicious said...

FUCKING NICKY

adam said...

Santana Moss, for taking the heat off A-Rod.