Friday, October 28, 2011

Updated 2011 Redsock Dictionary of Baseball Slang, part one

Stepping into the bucket: The act of accidentally placing one’s foot into a 48-piece Chicken Tenders Party Pail, while staggering drunkenly through the clubhouse. Usage: “Goddammot, Beckett, lift up your leg slowly. You’re stepping into the bucket!

"Touch 'em all:" A derisive comment aimed at a player who picks through an entire chicken bucket, searching for the most succulent piece. Usage: “Goddammot it, Lackey, why don’t you just touch em’ all?” (See also, “Dig it out.”)

1 comment:

Alibi Ike said...

"Can of corn" -- a side dish, usually unwanted, with most KFC dinner entrees. "Goddammot Lackey, why'd you order the can of corn. Biscuits, dammot! I NEED BISCUITS!!"