Tuesday, January 26, 2016

A giveaway suggestion for 'Big Papi' David Ortiz Day at Yankee Stadium

It's only a rough draft, needs a little work ... but how about a poster?

Just a suggestion.

And a pregame ceremony suggestion ... how about having CC Sabathia bean Ortiz and have Papi bitch and whine about it, just for old times' sake?


Local Bargain Jerk said...

I'm not sure why you think it needs a little work. I think it's perfect. In fact, if you sell it as a t-shirt, you can sign me up.

I think your only remaining to-do is to decide what kiss-off message should be put on the back. E.g.:

   I'm not kidding.

Doug K. said...

A rocking chair made of syringes.

Doug K. said...

They could have Cristo come out during the ceremony and attempt to wrap a bolt of corduroy around his enormous head.

John M said...

I like it. Can I get a signed lithograph to give as a gift to a Sox fan I know?

Honey Barnes said...

Brilliant. Should be the cover on a boxed set of greeting cards.

joe de pastry said...

Very cool, but if you tried to sell this the South Park guys might sue you.