Thursday, December 23, 2021

All-time Christmas villains, ranked

What an asshole.
1. Hans Gruber
2. Scrooge
3. Grinch
4. Old Man Potter 
5. Krampus
6. Oogie Boogie
7. Home Alone Burglars
8. Ovaltine
9. White-spotted Gremlin
10. Jeffrey Epstein


8 comments:

AboveAverage said...
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Doug K. said...
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Doug K. said...

1) Uncle Billy - If that old fool hadn't have lost the money George
wouldn't have been in that mess.

2) The manager of the inn from the Greatest Story Ever Told

Seriously, who sends a pregnant woman out to give birth in a
stable?

3) That feral looking kid from A Christmas Story

4) Granville Sawyer - He's the guy who gets Kris Kringle committed
to Bellevue in Miracle on 34th Street.

5) Clarence Beeks

Not only did he do Randolph and Moritimer Duke's bidding in an
attempt to corner the orange juice market but he had unprotected
sex with a gorrila!

13bit said...

Where is Hal on this list?

AboveAverage said...

Hal isn't on the list, Mr 13bit.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Excellent list, Doug K.!

EDB said...

El Duque. No Cheapskate Hal or Genius Cashman. Their stupid decisions are yearly robbing Yankees fans from enjoying watching the team.

13bit said...

Rhetorical question, Ms AboveAverage