Friday, December 24, 2021

Seasons Greetings from Happy Holidays

Posted by el duque at 6:14 AM

All is quiet across the Yankiverse. 

Nobody's going to get traded. 

Nobody's going to get released. 

Have another eggnog. 


6 comments:

The Archangel said...

El Duque, are you asleep at the wheel?

The true paper of record, The Post, reported that the Yanks have signed their new catcher;
David Freitas, who will only turn 33 this spring.

RH batter who has launched 1 career HR and bats a hefty .200.
Only Ks about 33% of the time.

Plan the WS Parade Now.

I will leave the other noted transactions to your superior literary skills.

You need to be more vigilant and get out of your egg nog stupor.

December 24, 2021 at 7:28 AM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Merry Christmas to all you Huckleberries.

You know who you are.

December 24, 2021 at 7:32 AM
el duque said...

No comment on Freitas until the stool sample is analyzed.

That said... Christmas hopes SKYROCKETING TO THE MOON!

Thank you, Mr. Cash, THANK YOU!

December 24, 2021 at 8:06 AM
JM said...

Ho ho ho. Merry fucking Christmas, Cashman. You dope.

December 24, 2021 at 9:47 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Hey, thank goodness we got rid of our two potential shortstops for next year, Wade and Velazquez, so we can sign stars like this.

And is it any coincidence that the Go-Gos were inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame this Christmas season? "We got the beat, we got the beat! Yea-ah!"

December 24, 2021 at 11:27 AM
EDB said...

Not quite, El Duque. The Genius has added David Freitas, whom has not caught in the majors since 2019 and the next Sandy Koufax, not, Jimmy Codero.

December 24, 2021 at 11:43 AM

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