Thursday, December 15, 2022

We've Captured Rodon!

 Six years. $162 million, no-trade, no opt-out, per the Hey, Man!



10 comments:

Carl J. Weitz said...

I meant they better get a great first 3 years of the the contract total, at least.

Joe of AZ said...

Ah...CC gave us one world series for 7 yrs so....this is good

Celerino Sanchez said...

Two words; Javy Vasquez

AboveAverage said...

Some other stories making the rounds:

Donaldson will announce that he's taking a one year leave of absence from the game so he can focus on being a stay at home dad.

Hicks will start the year on the IL with inflamed bilateral degeneration of his left hamranxical node.

Cashman will unexpectedly regrow a full head of hair.

Rat feces will be banned from most Yankee Stadium food items.



DickAllen said...

Wow. I had a brief moment of hope today as a result.

Then I needed to lie down for a bit.

HoraceClarke66 said...

To channel Mr. Burns...Ex-cellent!

13bit said...

“Javy Vasquez” is 5000 words.

It’s also instant PTSD…

Publius said...

Speaking of Vasquez, seems we narrowly missed Eovaldi, part 2. Cash was secretly hoping Rodon wouldn't sign I think. He wanted Eovaldi. Again.

The Hammer of God said...

Cashman might still sign Eovaldi. Seems that HAL has finally let loose the purse strings. And we all know that when Cashman has money to spend, he'll throw money at anything with a heart beat. He just luuuuuvvvvvs to bring back guys for their second and third go rounds. And he just luuuuuuuvvvvvs ex Red Sox. All indications of poor or non-existent scouting.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

AA, what is the point of buying a slice if it doesn't come with special sprinkles?