Sunday, July 30, 2023

Game Thread: This Game Will Determine The Fate Of The Franchise...

It's a coin flip. 

We win we buy. We lose we sell. 
Because that's how well run franchises make decisions. 




40 comments:

AboveAverage said...

My bird is ready and primed to flip as well.

Publius said...

No Judge. This team is a complete joke.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Appears to have landed tails… between our legs.

Stang said...

Time to get a position player in there to pitch.

Doug K. said...

So what else is on?

Doug K. said...

Wow! So I guess trading Sevi is a no go.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Suzyn has declared the game over, askin “do you think this lineup can score seven runs?”


Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

John’s response “With nobody hitting over .260? Probably not.”

MARK THE CALENDAR! JOHN PREDICTS BASEBALL!

AboveAverage said...

I'm gunna go out and try to enjoy a birthday dinner with my family.

Since I already flipped the bird, I'll likely be cording the fish tonight.

WoW!

BTR999 said...

It got late early tonight.

I had enough of Severino years ago. Time for him to go. Cut him, trade him…whatever.

Time to sever Severino

Stang said...

Happy birthday, AA! (If you're the birthday person.)

Stang said...

Orioles on pace for 56 runs.

Publius said...

They all came to the park today thinking Judge'd be on there. As DH at least. Then they saw the lineup, and decided "if management doesn't give a shit, why should I"?

AboveAverage said...

Thanks Stang - I do :)

BTR999 said...

Pub: could be. I think we fans are entitled to feel the same way

The Archangel said...

Just got home after watching the first 3 innings with my son-in-law, a lifelong O's fan.
He's the father of two of my grandsons ,so how can I not hope he is a happy guy.
He was 14 when the Jeffery M. game happened.
I was sure to tell him when I lefty his house that even Jeffrey couldn't save the Yanks this day.

3-4-5 hitters all KKK.

SELL, SELL, SELL.

FIRE, FIRE, FIRE.

AboveAverage said...

They should just start the fire sale while the game is still going on - make it all the more entertaining

TheWinWarblist said...

Wow, Severino stinks tonight. Please trade him.

TheWinWarblist said...

What day do we go to The New Stadium? And do we have to? Can't we just stay in the bar?

Kevin said...

AA, your birthday? Crazy, because it's also mine! Many happy returns💀👾👽!

Kevin said...

It's bad enough that Severino had to lay down like a dog (assuming health). But if Judge can't play today against a team that we should be trying to catch then he should be home in a Jacuzzi. Infuriating bullsht the front office. Just gutless.

AboveAverage said...

That’s amazing, Kevin. My entire family wishes u a happy birthday too!

Are you planning to be there for the August EVENT ?

HoraceClarke66 said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AA AND KEVIN!!!!

So it's a good day after all. But what a baaaaaad game.

Agreed about Judge and Sevvy. If he can't play tonight, he can't play. And Sevvy needs to go, though now he'll bring almost nothing.

BTR999 said...

Gutless is right Kevin. It’s all analytics. I’m sure boone was told to sit Judge and like a trained seal he slapped his fins together and barked “yes, yes,”…they use analytics foe everything including how many times they shake their cocks after taking a piss.
(Disclaimer: in catholic school they said more than twice was a sin, surprised the nuns weren’t there to keep count)

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Why have I listened to all seventeen strikeouts? Baaaaaarfff

BTR999 said...

Rizzo with the golden sombrero. Ole!

Are they going to keep trotting him out for the rest of the season?

JM said...

Why did Boone leave Severino in for nine runs? Or even seven? Were we saving the rest of our staff for something more important?

Judge is supposedly working his way back from the months of inactivity. We won't see him every day for a bit yet. Unless he demands to play, which he won't, is my guess.

JM said...

This team is pathetic. A 76 year old friend of mine who's been watching the Yankees since the 50s said he can't remember a team this bad, offensively.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

18 actually.

We did miss the Grichuk bullet.

BTR999 said...

Platinum sombrero for Rizzo! O-5, 5 K’s. Beyond pathetic, reaching into some airless, numbing void of gross ineptitude.
Why doesn’t he ask to be sat down?

Doesn’t anybody in that org have a pair? Anybody?

ranger_lp said...

Yankees season could be over by next Sunday…

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Felt pretty over this Sunday. I don’t remember last Sunday, but could have been over then too.

Kevin said...

AA & HC, many thanks! I really wish I could make the Game, hopefully next year.


BTR, too funny about the Catholic school "experience"! I am surprised that the nuns at my school didn't, uh, um, "didn't go there"👼👼👼👼.

doo wop rebbe said...

boone and hal dont know whether to defecate or go blind!

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Stang said...

Barney, using my name does not intimidate me.

Everyone, please ignore this troll. The blog will be moderated for the time being.

Kevin said...

Everyone on this blog can agree to disagree. All but one
But one sociopath.

John Galt said...

I volunteer to help with crowd control.