Let's face it: The Yankees won't do anything this weekend, which means they can't screw anything up - at least, this weekend.
So, enjoy yourself! Ride a pony! Eat a bagel! Fall in love with love! Any day now, the cruel shoes will start to drop on 2024, and - yes, they'll surely bring ruin and despair.
The Yankees are neck-deep in a roster-wide, bloated-payroll, decade-long mess, and whatever they do, it'll probably backfire.
But but BUT... not this weekend. Not today. Not tomorrow. So, breathe. Don't think about Kevin Kiermaier starting in CF, or Luis Severino winning the Cy Young Award for Boston. Eat a turkey sandwich.
Mom is schztupping Santa Claus. Get it on video, and your Christmas wishes will be fulfilled.
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But what if it’s Daddy schztupping Santa?
WHAT THEN?
Excuse me, but there's definitely NO z in the word schtupping! And it doesn't refer to the captain of the Love Boat. If mommy is schtupping Santa then she might be a ho ho ho.
Who woulda thunk we needed Yiddish spelling monitors? What's this world coming to...
By the way, The Yiddish Policemen's Union is a great book by Michael Chabon. If you haven't read it, give it a shot. But don't shoot the cop, he's a good guy.
@ JM....not Yiddish monitors, Yiddish spell check software. Do you think such a thing exists?
Carl,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7JiDBi_v4c
AND WHAT ABOUT SANTA'S SCHTUPPIN' REINDEER!
LOL, Doug....where did you find that one?
AA...I saw a reindeer porno once. The only spoken words were " On Comet, on Dancer, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen".
John Mellancamp's "Hurt's So Good" is the official theme song of Viscount Victoria's. And no question about it. The Yankees should adopt it as their secondary official song, next to the Yankee theme song which was commissioned by King George and the Frank Sinatra "New York, New York".
Hurt so good
Come on baby
Make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it ... hurt so good
Carl
We own the CD. Play it every year since the kids were little. There are a lot of really good tracks.
https://www.amazon.com/HANUKKAH-ROCKS-Leevees/dp/B000BH4YJA/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=The+leevees&qid=1700936608&sr=8-1
This goyem doesn't know how to spell hannakuh, and all the Yiddish I know is either directly or indirectly from Mel Brooks.
But I do know Shalom and Mazel Tov.
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