Monday, April 8, 2024

Today we face the nefarious Dr. Lizardo


 

Save us, Buckaroo Cortes! You're our only hope!

19 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Nice one, JM.

AboveAverage said...

"The more cloudy it is during a total solar eclipse, the greater the effects can be on human beings.

Depending on your specific molecular density, you may experience one of the following effects:

You may start to feel heavier, lighter or just tingly with no permanent change in your molecular structure.

Those feeling heavier tend to want to stop moving about and sit and/or lay down. The urge could be so intense that you may just stop and lay down regardless of your surroundings. That’s why people are urged to avoid physical activities/challenging locations during a total solar eclipse such crossing busy streets or riding on escalators.

Those feeling lighter have reported a sensation of floating, not unlike what some have described as low level levitation. Once again it is advised to take precautions and avoid situations that could you at risk.

Finally, the tingling sensation feels like common case of Paresthesia. It can be concerning for most however, most medical professionals agree that it is only temporary and should pass within an hour or two of the Eclipse's end."

13bit said...

It's going to get late early out there...

Doug K. said...

Is any one else getting a "Day of the Triffids" vibe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utddBoIyi4k

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Great movie Doug.

BTR999 said...

Are supposed to get raptuted today or ruptured today?

ranger_lp said...

Why am I seeing Nick Swisher on YES? Don’t they have enough people to do that job?

TheWinWarblist said...

Nice play by Volpe to snag that liner. It sounded nice on radio anyway.

JM said...

Triffids was a good book, too. AA, that's a fascinating group of eclipse effects. I was drinking Cremant early for a friend's birthday, so I didn't notice.

ranger_lp said...

Tony!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

LITTLE TONY!!!

ranger_lp said...

Soto!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Things are getting nicely out of hand at The Stadium. How many relief pitchers will we need tonight?

Fuck the way MLB has de-emphasized good starting pitching.

Jimmy Key once threw a 97 pitch complete game on opening day. He wasn't on a pitch count.

TheWinWarblist said...

I can't find the box score. I think I misremembered that. Doesn't matter. Pretend it's true.

TheWinWarblist said...

Nestor is throwing a very good game. I know it's against the Marlins, but it's still a very good game.



Fuck Boone.

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

AboveAverage said...

Amazing

JM said...

Nestah can decidedly beat a team like the Marlins. As can the batting order. Nicely done.

BTR999 said...

More games like this, please.