With all due respect to the many people suffering in Florida—including some of my many cousins—we here in New York are about to endure...a Sportsnado! Or maybe, "Sportsageddon"?
Anyway. Look at the schedule for Sunday and Monday:
Sunday
3 PM—New York Liberty continues its fight for the WNBA crown, down one game to nothing, after blowing a record lead in a WNBA championship series. That's got to stop. Hey, Liberty, there are already plenty of male teams around here that could pull off a record choke!
8:15 PM—New York Mets at Los Angeles. Let's go, Mets. No way, no how can we ever not root for any team over the treasonous Bums.
8:20 PM—New York Giants host the Cincinnati Bengals, on Sunday Night Football. The Giants: no worse than the Jets!
Monday
4:08 PM (what's with these weird starting times?)—Mets take on the Dodgers in Game Two. Mets need to take one of two in L.A. We want the NLCS to go a full seven, preferably all in extra innings, and finishing with many sore arms, battered hammies, shattered egos, etc.
7:37 PM (what did I just say?)—Our boys swing back into action, against the Guardians of Traffic or the Tigers. Let's hope they still remember the rules.
8:15 PM—New York Jets host the Buffalo Bills. Time to see if the refurbished Jets can get back on the road to their first Super Bowl in 55 years. (I'm guessing no.)
There it is. I hope we (and our teams) can survive it. The National Sports Health Administration strongly advises participants to hydrate between beers, stock up on eyedrops, and keeping the remote away from anyone else in your household.
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And the Guardians of Traffic have it. Damn, they do have a tough bullpen—used eight pitchers today. Detroit's infield suddenly looked awful, and they're just not that hard hitting a team.
Still, I do wish the Tigers could have pulled it out. Cleveland will be tough.
We have to wait until Monday? How did I not know that? Maybe I'm past giving a shit. Flying fucks, Rats' asses, shits given...we live in golden times. I have to say, I just remembered that "Search This Blog" box on the right and decided to test it out, so I put in "sphincter," a word I used the other day. It was not there. I'm thinking, "censorship!!!! ah ha!!!!" but my next thought was, "that old internet is still indexing it." Then, because I AM 8 years old, I put in the word "gonad." Bing! Tons of hits. "Penis" Bong! Same thing, tons of hits. Is there no justice here???
Cleveland doesn't look that impressive to me...an inferior team took them to the brink....their starters are worst than the royals starters and their bullpen outside of clase is about the same as the royals....with that said...Yankees cant afford to underestimate anybody
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