Tuesday, November 5, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - Indigestion and Lower Intestinal Blockage Edition




 

6 comments:

Doug K. said...

Rizzo Gleyber Holmes
Soto Verdugo Kahnle
Van Lingo Mungo

JM said...

I'd keep Holmes. Not as a closer.

It gets dark early
With five cold months to go
No hope for the Jints

Please fire Daboll
He is no Lombardi
Joe Judge was better

AboveAverage said...

Sign Soto Sign Him
Do it before They do it
Now POOP in a Box

DickAllen said...

JM, you know as well as anybody here, if the Yankees re-sign Holmes, Booooone will insist on using him to close

DickAllen said...

And in another startling headline from the Daily Murdoch, The Intern had this to say:

“… Yankees general manager Brian Cashman agreed that this year’s team “wasn’t the best defensive team we’ve had” and conceded that it made “some baserunning mistakes…”

No shit Sherlock. Did we really need you to tell us this?

And who put this fundamentally flawed team together?

Hmmmmm?

13bit said...

Tyrannosaurus
Constipation on my mind
Kiss the litter box