Sunday, November 24, 2024

On Cutlets Day, the Times poses an existential question

 


Today, the NY Giants formally end the brief-but-spectacularly horrible era of Daniel Jones, while the Jets visit the sad conclusion of Aaron Rodgers, The Catastrophe. 

Bad Broadway shows lasted longer. As a Giants fan who - long ago, as a peach-fuzzed, adorable cherub - thought they'd be the '61 Yankees of football, I believe it's particularly painful. Consider the last 12 years.


 So, today, the failing NY Times asks the ultimate question: 

Is this finally it? 

Is this the moment of transition, when things get so bad that they cannot, by the sheer math of the universe, worsen? 

Of course, the answer is no. Today's teams possess bottomless qualities that cannot be defined by their QBs, or even their coaches. They are the direct offshoots of the owners, the true villains in any losing season. 

The Giants are run by old money scions of country club Connecticut, who sought a big, white, lumbering, pocket QB, the type who leads children in the Cub Scout pledge. The Jets are owned by a third-generation political oil can, who preferred as QB a slow, old, self-indulgent blatherer of bullshit, better suited for hosting Jeopardy. Both fit the owners' dreams. 

Today, the Giants start Tommy Devito, the hometown fave, in a meaningless game against the Bucs. God knows what the Jets will do. This year was over before it began. Have NY teams finally hit rock bottom? Oh, if only it were so...

9 comments:

Publius said...

The NY Times is worrying a little too much. NYFC and the Red Bulls have plenty left to play for.

Carl J. Weitz said...

If either or both have arrived at Rock Bottom, they should immediately schedule an interview with Sponge Bob Square Pants as the next coach/GM.

JM said...

Is Tom Coughlin still available? Daboll sucks and is a jerk.

I think Jones will end up with a playoff team and lead them to glory. There's something toxic going on in the Meadowlands. Besides the Mafia burial fields.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Like Hal, Tisch and Mara hire the cheapest coaches they can find in order to keep more of their annual king's ransom revenue. Winning games or championships is secondary. Even when they hired Coughlin, they got him for less than market value due to his perception of being a hard-assed prick that most free agent players sought to avoid.
At some point, they need to be honest with themselves. Firing coaches and GMs is no longer an effective cover for their own complacency and incompetence.

HoraceClarke66 said...

More Nepo Nonsense, here in Loser City.

Doug K. said...

"Firing coaches and GMs is no longer an effective cover for their own complacency and incompetence."

Carl this is true for our football teams but I sure would love Yankee ownership to give it a shot. :)

Carl J. Weitz said...

Excellent point, Doug!

edb said...

Both teams have alot more ineptness to presnet to us.

Alphonso said...

The existential question is: can a nadir be worsened? But a chicken ( or veal ) parm on a bun can't be beat. Lady Huskies on Flohoops tomorrow.