It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Game Thread - Cin•City - 06/23/25 - Marge and Sweet Lou !

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Monday, June 23, 2025

Game Thread - Cin•City - 06/23/25 - Marge and Sweet Lou !

Posted by AboveAverage at 6:30 PM

Seems like they enjoyed a very close relationship . . . 😂

36 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...: I wouldn't kiss her with the St. Bernard's lips.; June 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
AboveAverage said...: Schotzie One or Two ?; June 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I'd need at least 20 schots. Enough to be clinically dead.; June 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I'm trying to place this guy from "In Living Color".

Don't remember any of the skits he was in.; June 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Winans? Winans?; June 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Winans has thrown 24 pitches in 3 complete innings? What does Cincy's scout report say? Swing at everything because Winans becomes unhittable the more tired he gets?; June 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Jeezzz ... Marge's tongue is out, isn't it?; June 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
AboveAverage said...: I can say with complete confidence that it does not appear to be….; June 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
AboveAverage said...: But it doesn’t explain Pinella’s Pants; June 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
AboveAverage said...: Volpe for the Miss; June 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...: Looks like Lou just about Schott his load.; June 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: I'm not looking at Pinella's pants. Or "Pants." I will not. I shall not.

And this Winans guy is pissing me off. I'm going to stop looking at Winans's pants.; June 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: You could says that Lou's pants are "en fuego". But Lou shouldn't.; June 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Rufus! Please! No!

WHY IN FUCKING UNGODLY FUCKIN' FUCK IS WINANS STILL PITCHING!!??!; June 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
AboveAverage said...: Just look and be done with it

I assure you that it is not:

a. AI enhanced
b. Photoshopped

Just 100% Pure Penilla; June 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
AboveAverage said...: Sorry….
100% Pure Pinella; June 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This game is starting to be almost as gross as knotsee Marge.

Almost.; June 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: No. I will be done with the Pinella.

Boone must be awfully proud of himself the way he STOLE AN EXTRA OUT WITH WINANS. THE PLAN IS COMING ALL TOGETHER. WORLD SERIES OR BUST.; June 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
AboveAverage said...: Rufus…..well said.

Once you look…you cannot knotsee.; June 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
AboveAverage said...: Unlike Boone…Pinella would have yanked his pitcher much, much sooner.; June 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
AboveAverage said...: Volpe can’t even hold on to his own torpedo any more; June 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: AA, Pinella may have been yanking something else after snoring Ol’ Marge.; June 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
AboveAverage said...: Well, Pinella would have most certainly taken a cold shower afterwards because Marge wouldn’t pay for hot water….; June 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Please just release Glassman; June 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: At least he didn't GIDP; June 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: In hindsight, that would have been quicker and less painful.; June 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Fuck this team.; June 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: The Reds don't have a very good record, but they look like a fun team to follow. Of course, you're likely to die of heat stroke if you attend a day game in Cincinnati this summer, but watching these Our 2025 New York Yankees makes dying of heat stroke seem reasonable.; June 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: I'm going to lay down on Georgia asphalt until I'm dead.; June 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
AboveAverage said...: I was hoping that Volpe would get a chance to swing his torpedo again into the stands but NOOOOOOOOOOOO because…
the Yankees lose.; June 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: It's better to lay rubber on the Georgia asphalt and never get caught.; June 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
AboveAverage said...: I’m tempted to use this game thread photo again and photoshop Gene Simmons tongue into Marge’s face but I hesitate to do so because I fear that Winny will have a complete nervous breakdown. Jesus Sweet Lou….why the hell didn’t you wear compression shorts!; June 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
AboveAverage said...: Very well reasoned point, Winny.; June 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
AboveAverage said...: You’re always thinking, Rufus; June 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
DickAllen said...: And in conclusion, this insight from Booooooone:

“They had us swinging and missing tonight when we had really good opportunities to score. That’s where we want to be a little better.”

But only a little.; June 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
AboveAverage said...: Aaron….; June 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM

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