It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – Thanks, Now I want some creamed corn, Edition !

2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51

MLB (w/World Series) 46

Covid 37

Nets 20

Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5

NBA 11

Rangers 8.5

Golf 8
Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5

Patrick Ewing w Covid 2

RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2

RIP: Anthony Causi 2

RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2

RIP: David Stern 1

RIP: Don Shula 1

RIP: Tom Dempsey 1

RIP: Joe Morgan 1

Colin Kaepernick 1

Chinese Baseball 1

Little League baseball 1

Lady Liberty 1

MMA 1

Michael Jordan 1

Len Dykstra disgrace 1

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – Thanks, Now I want some creamed corn, Edition !

Posted by AboveAverage at 12:31 PM

3 comments:

Doug K. said...: AA - good one

Realign my ass.
Too many teams already.
Kills the Golden Goose.

Manfred is a putz
MLB should be unique
It's not basketball.

By the time he's done
Every team gets a trophy.
Just like Little League,; August 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Doug K. said...: Last one

You're killing the game.
You greedy motherfuckers.
Soon no one will care.; August 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Manfred worse than Bud
That's almost impossible
HAL is still much worse; August 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM

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