Who is A-Rod's "Cousin?"

Exclusive: Lenny Kravitz woos A-Rod's squeeze!

The IIH, IIF, IIc I-Team spent hours waiting in a dark parking garage for this hot video to be dropped off in a plain brown envelope, but it was worth it!

Could it be Lenny Kravitz putting the moves on A-Rod's wife? That's what the guy who sold it to us said.





Bonus trivia! Hey kids, did you know that in the early 1990s, Lenny Kravitz' marriage to Lisa Bonet broke up after rumors he was cheating on her with Madonna?! Kinda weird when you connect the dots on this A-Rod story.

Exclusive: We know what Sidney Ponson did in Texas!

The IIH, IIF, IIc I-Team, relying on its vast network of contacts in Major League Baseball, obtained these incriminating photos showing the "handiwork" of one Sidney Ponson, the stuff that got him booted from Texas for failing to be a good teammate.

(Beware, the images are disturbing and might cause little kids and former Republican Presidential Spokesmen to cry and wet their pants.)

May 19: He allowed "tainted" cereal products to be served at a team breakfast.

May 20: He made a mockery of team picture day ...

May 22: He cheated at dominoes.

May 30: He took team President Nolan Ryan's daughter on a date and kept her out past curfew.

June 2: He played long toss with teammate Joaquin Benoit's youngest.

June 3: He burst into the team clubhouse shouting "Only two things come from Texas ...

and ....