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Friday, June 20, 2008

Exclusive: We know what Sidney Ponson did in Texas!

The IIH, IIF, IIc I-Team, relying on its vast network of contacts in Major League Baseball, obtained these incriminating photos showing the "handiwork" of one Sidney Ponson, the stuff that got him booted from Texas for failing to be a good teammate.

(Beware, the images are disturbing and might cause little kids and former Republican Presidential Spokesmen to cry and wet their pants.)

May 19: He allowed "tainted" cereal products to be served at a team breakfast.
May 20: He made a mockery of team picture day ...
May 22: He cheated at dominoes.

May 30: He took team President Nolan Ryan's daughter on a date and kept her out past curfew.
June 2: He played long toss with teammate Joaquin Benoit's youngest.

June 3: He burst into the team clubhouse shouting "Only two things come from Texas ...

and ....


michael kei said...

Lost a lot of weight in that last shot... And did he just pull that painting off the wall or something?

Anonymous said...

P.S. Benoit doesn't have any kids...that he knows of.