Thursday, June 26, 2008

Riverdog Team Photo: Jesus and Christian

As the Yankees' all religious minor league team players begin appearing in the big leagues, some serious questions have arisen;

Did Jesus and Christian play together for the River Dogs and how did they get along?

Can these two earthlings provide the Yankees with the future they need?

Do they have any special powers or skills?

Will we have to trade for Ryan Church, so the Yankees have an appropriate forum for holding rallies?

If Christian is from Missouri, and Jesus from somewhere in Central or Latin America, whom do we have from Jerusalem?

Could Ron Bloomburg play on this team?

The book on these guys says that Christian has speed and Jesus has power.

What do we really have?

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