Yanks Stupified that HRs Didn't Carry

It aint fair.

We hit long balls today, but they didn't carry, because of the air, so they were caught.

It just aint fair.

Why, we oughta win when we hits long flies, right? We whacked the tarnation outa them balls. I bet we swung harder than they did. And we hit a few foul ball home runs, too.

It just aint goddam doubledog fair.

I mean, we could have moved a baserunner or single somebody around, but that would be winning like a sissy. You want the home runs. That's what we're getting paid for.

It just ain't fair.