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Monday, December 15, 2008

Photos Uncovered from the 'It Is High 2008 X-Mas Ball'

'Tis the season for Christmas Party mayhem.

The crew at It Is High had our X-Mas party last night at Blog Headquarters, and we figured it would be appropriate to share our fun with our loyal readers. While some companies do the whole Secret Santa routine over egg nog and appetizers, we went all out...
Enjoy!

The party kicked off in the afternoon with a full blown BBQ. Unfortunately, Wailin' Suzyn didn't make it past 4 p.m.

Some members of the New York Yankees were invited and showed up. Even a few that weren't invited came, such as Kei Igawa.

While some people wanted Kei to leave, once his father showed up, it was on. Now, who's going to turn away a party animal like this? It helped that Mr. Igawa was packing some great weed!

Scooter the Squirrel got into the swing of things. He was last seen leaving the party at 4:21 a.m.

Even the Big G took a break from job hunting to come sign autographs for a few fans.

Hank was in a celebratory mood, despite spending $82.5 million two days earlier on Carl Pavano's bastard brother, AJ. However, once Hank found out what the real reason he was invited was to play a certain role....

He got even drunker.... To the point where he was talking about calling Manny and signing him right then and there. However, common sense prevailed.

Even some of the competition showed up, which is always cool. Here, the writers from River Ave Blues get their 'drink on' !!! I didn't know Ben K. liked Amstel Light so much !!!

Micael Kei was the next of our bretheren to fall, so we, being responsible bloggers, made sure he got home safe and sound on NYC's always reliable subway system.

Tom (Got) the Bomb(ed) spent most of the day setting up for the party, so he was the next one to go down. He was last seen hanging around with The Big G, so we know that couldn't have ended well....

Even some members of the respected media showed up at our lil' shindig. In this photo, Peter Abraham, George A. King the III, and Joel Sherman debate the finer points of free press box food.

Even Mike Lupica managed to get laid at our bash! Try shooting from that lip, pally-boy!!!

We even had a few V.I.P.s show up. Madonna left her invitation at home, so Whitey wouldn't let her in. But Alex and Joba were free to rip the place apart, invitation or not!
Again, being the responsible bloggers that we are, we made sure to take Joba's keys. I'm told he was going to walk home. To Nebraska. But I don't think he made it that far....


Damn, BernBabyBern knows how to have a good time. He was in charge of decorations, such as balloons, confetti and party favors.


I'm in phase three of the PX-90 workout system, so my wife thought it would be a good idea if I took my shirt off to show off my ripped abs and cut chest. My wife also has a fettish for leopard prints...

Alphonso managed to smuggle back some of his favorite tequila 'Dirt Worm Agave' from his most recent trip to the cantina in Mexico. I'm told he still hasn't come out of it yet, but when he does, he'll love the joke duque, Cashman, A-Rod, P-Abe and I played on him....

PS - we have a few rolls of film left to still develop, so don't be surprised if more pics from our company X-Mas party show up here.... Or on Page Six...

9 comments:

She-Fan said...

That was your best post yet. Ever. Will Mike Lupica get out of there alive?

Yankee Shamus said...

Thank you She-Fan, much appreciated.

Just to be a part of this website is an honor.

IMHO, these guys are the funniests mofo's on the web!

el duque said...

Love the abs. Great post.

michael kei said...

Hey guys I just woke up... where the hell am I????

Anonymous said...

Wow.Thats all I can say is wow.

Anonymous said...

Dont know which one I liked more, the first pic or the one of the girls from River Ave Blues.

Me likes some Amstel!!!!!!!!!

alphonso said...

Brilliant work, there Shamus.

I'm going to have a little shooter in your honor.

With my luck, I'll roll off the couch onto that fat chick Lupica seems to enjoy.

Yankee Shamus said...

I ahve such a man crush on you Alphonso, its not even comical....

Anonymous said...

Igawa's real father is not bald.
He is hairy.