And the winner is...

Ladies and gentlemen, to present the 2008 Curtis M. Schilling Communication Award for Communication in Communication, please welcome... Kei and Trudy Igawa... (Applause)

KEI: Thank you! (Applause)

TRUDY: Thank you! (Applause)

KEI: Thank you. (Applause) You're too kind! (Applause)

TRUDY: Please, thank you! (Applause)

KEI: Thank you! (Applause)

TRUDY: Please... (Applause) Please stop (Applause)... now (Applause)... please... thank you so much... In the field of communication, the Curtis M. Schilling Communication Award salutes-

KEI: I LOVE YOU SCRANTON! (Applause) Thank you! (Applause) Thank you! (Applause) Woo-hoo! (Wild applause) Yaba-daba-doo! (Intense wild applause)

TRUDY: Thank you. The Curtis M. Schilling Communication Award for Communication in Communication annually goes to the man or woman who last year most exemplified communication in the field of communication.

KEI: Eeeecheeee-wahwah! (Frantic laughter, wild applause)

TRUDY: And the winner is... Kei, dear... Will you open the envelope?

KEI: This is exciting. (Laughter) And the winner is... CURTIS M. SCHILLING! (Applause)

(Wild applause)

ANNOUNCER: Curtis M. Schilling is currently blogging on location and sent this video message.

SCHILLING: A great communicator in his own right, Feidor Dostoievski, once said, "Oy!" (Pause for laughter.) I wish to communicate my sincerest communications of gratitude. This is by far the proudest moment of my life. Thank you, thank you, thank you ... (Yeah, you fuckin' shit bastards, I'll thank you all right, with my fists. What? Camera's on? Turn it off! The power switch, you idiot, turn it off! Turn the goddamm thing off. The switch, you fucking mor-)