Anxious Yankee Fans Await Next Move

With CC Sabathia now in the fold, Yankee fans want to know how Brian Cashman, Hal , Hank and Hanna are going to fill the remaining 24 roster spots.

Carl Pavano is rumored to be a " no brainer," and we can get Eric Milton back for Hughes , Kennedy, Cano and Melky.

Derek Jeter, currently checking out condo bargains in Qatar, is rumored to have gained a step, while left-side infielder mate A-Rod is said to have lost his mind.

Meanwhile, the stock of White Castle is soaring, according to unnamed sources, in anticipation of 110 slider deliveries per day to CC's locker.

Finally, with a 73 year old white guy playing basketball for Lambuth College's JV team this year. it is rumored that El Duque and Jim Bunning are considering comebacks, and might just be available to round out our starting rotation.

Get ready for the Yankee's 2009 season to be on pace with our economic recovery.