And the winner is... The 2008 IT IS HIGH "Rookie of the Year..."

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ms. Martha Stewart and Eminem... (applause)

MARTHA: Thank you. Marshall, it's wonderful to be here with you because we have so much in common.

EMINEM: Yo, what you mean?

MARTHA: Well, your gift is rapping, and I love wrapping gifts. (Laughter, applause.)

EMINEM: Yo, bitch, I'ma fuckin' kill you. (Laughter, applause)

MARTHA: The IT IS HIGH "Rookie of the Year" award annually goes to the rookie performer who in the most recent annum out-performed all other rookies over the last 12 months. And the winner is... Marshal, will you do the honors?

EMINEM: Yo, it be one name... HANK.

Congratulations, Hank Steinbrenner!

IT IS HIGH hereby respectfully requests a Q and A with Mr. Steinbrenner to congratulate him and discuss the future of humankind. Hank, it's up to you. Contact us at: elduque.itishigh@gmail.com

Good luck with the horses in 2009!