Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ms. Martha Stewart and Eminem... (applause)
MARTHA: Thank you. Marshall, it's wonderful to be here with you because we have so much in common.
EMINEM: Yo, what you mean?
MARTHA: Well, your gift is rapping, and I love wrapping gifts. (Laughter, applause.)
EMINEM: Yo, bitch, I'ma fuckin' kill you. (Laughter, applause)
MARTHA: The IT IS HIGH "Rookie of the Year" award annually goes to the rookie performer who in the most recent annum out-performed all other rookies over the last 12 months. And the winner is... Marshal, will you do the honors?
EMINEM: Yo, it be one name... HANK.
Congratulations, Hank Steinbrenner!
IT IS HIGH hereby respectfully requests a Q and A with Mr. Steinbrenner to congratulate him and discuss the future of humankind. Hank, it's up to you. Contact us at: elduque.itishigh@gmail.com
Good luck with the horses in 2009!
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'bout time we heard from SOMEbody, El Duque. What happened to Old Man Tom- sleepin' off a bad hangover the last few months or hibernating 'til the grapefruit league games start?
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