Redsocks congratulate selves on acquisition

O, how they outwitted Texas!

Last year, they almost had to give up Mike Lowell in a trade.

Ha! Fortunately, they kept Lowell and his 26 RBIs,

for the measily $12.5 million they were paying him.

Ha! Them stupid Rangers was had!

(Not only that, but Max Ramirez hit 2 tatters last year!)