The Yanks and Andruw Jones

 have you heard this rumor?
The Yanks and Andruw Jones
They might have a thing goin'on
We both know that it could be wrong
But we need a rh bat to go long
Cash met every day at the same cafe
Waiting for some deal to appear there
pocketed hands, not making strategical plans
While he dreamed of rappelling buildings in his favorite thong
The Yanks and Andruw Jones
They might have a thing goin'on
We both know that it could be wrong
But we need a rh bat to go long
We gotta be extra careful
That we don't build our hopes up too high
Because Andruw's got talent limitations
and an agent who lies
The Yanks and Andruw Jones
They might have a thing goin'on
We both know that it could be wrong
But we need a rh bat to go long
Well, it's almost time for tampa to be leaving
It hurts so much, it hurts so much inside
Now Andruw may go his way and we may not even mind
Tomorrow we'll meet
The same place, the same time
It's been an off season of neither reason or rhyme