Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Master Mashes: A 6.65 second WinWarble

At last, the major league season has begun.
For those of you scoring at home...

All-time longest recorded WinWarble: 8:02 seconds
Warmaggedon Warble: 7:00 seconds or over
Major League Warble: 6:50 seconds or over
Utilitarian Warble: 6:00 seconds or over
Psychic Defeat: Less than 5 seconds

Thuuuuuuuuuuuuh Time:
6.65 seconds

1 comment:

Unknown said...

It had a beautiful ring to it, with nice vibrato.

I don't mind him taking one or two off, if its a spring training atmosphere against the royals on a sleepy july afternoon he should mail in the excitement.

But after extra innings, he owed it to us. That's why he's the master.