Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

What Is A .500 Team?

I think it is a team that can't sweep the Twins.


A team who can't win more than 2 in a row.

A team where the really clutch hitting isn't confined to what Nick Swisher does.

Sometimes a .500 team has grossly over-paid stars who aren't contributing relative to their cost. A team that has these aging, slowing players under contract until the moon becomes a state.

It is a team that can't find a pitcher, or more than one, who can deliver more than two quality outings out of four appearances.

It is a team whose average age is 37.9, and a roster with no rookies close to getting time on the field. Perhaps it is a team with no rookies at all (who play "positions" other than pitcher).

Often a .500 team has no meaningful position prospects above "A" ball ( Editor's note; everyone has hot prospects at "A" ball.) Some will say that it is for this reason that said team has no position-playing rookies on its roster.

It is a team whose "slugger " first baseman seems to have lost about 10 yards of distance on his potential home run drives. Still, he is hitting in the low .200's.

Often a .500 team is one who expects a "savior" in the form of a returning hero now two years out of the game, and who is looking in the rear view mirror at the 40 year old threshold. Someone who will be on an innings count all season.

Occasionally, a .500 team will make off season trades that give away youth and potential for players with disability and/or lack of ability. A team that daily reads the bad news as to the positive performances of those traded away, and who waits patiently for medical updates on the "stud" they received for Jay Buhner.

Usually, they have a top draft pick pitcher, still young, who seems to have lost his abilities and potential. Often, they have traded away a peer of this top pick who now wins 20 games in another division. Another way of saying; they kept the wrong guy.

A .500 team is one that goes to the ballparks of other struggling teams in their division and makes them well. Heals them. Loses to them.

Watch and remember.


6 comments:

bennyboy said...

Do you seriously think Ian Kennedy would win 20 games in this division?

Send Hughes to the AL West and he'll be an All-Star too. Kuroda too, for that matter. In fact, I think that happened. I think Kuroda did have an All-Star year last year in the NL West.

Anonymous said...

Wow, this is depressing and painfully spot on. :(

Flavius said...

What about a team who made the Pineda trade? What are your thoughts on that trade, anyway? I've never seen you really get your thoughts out there about it.

Joe De Pastry said...

Anybody see what Bartolo Colon did to the Angels last night?
And that he's 3-1 with a 2.70 ERA?
Saint Andy ain't saving the season; he's pulling a groin muscle before June 1, after which we won't see him again.

Flavius said...

Grandy hit 3 homeruns today. I Jujued all of them. BUY DUQUE'S BOOK TODAY!

alph said...

To Flavius,

I think it was lovely, of course.

Brian is always spot on when it comes to trading away Yankee prospects.

Maybe we can put Banuelos and Mason Williams out there for AJ Burnett again.

The world of trades is our oyster.