"The premier team in all of sports!" -- David Bowie
That'll set off Torrie's metal detector!
Is that a gerbil I see in there?
PROOF that Alex Rodriguez has been possessed by tiny mushroom-headed extraterrestrials. These invasive little space gremlins have lodged themselves in A-Rod's body in order to mess up his swing and thus assist the Baltimore Orioles to win a pennant!
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