As the Captain, Derek Jeter, steps up to the plate, stepping up to the microphone is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
That'll set off Torrie's metal detector!
Is that a gerbil I see in there?
PROOF that Alex Rodriguez has been possessed by tiny mushroom-headed extraterrestrials. These invasive little space gremlins have lodged themselves in A-Rod's body in order to mess up his swing and thus assist the Baltimore Orioles to win a pennant!
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