Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Most Expensive Ballplayer In History Is A Recidivist Juicer Who Is Always Hurt Anyway

Five more years of this!

UPDATE: Best comment, at River Ave. Blues:
Usty says:
Well, on the bright side, the last time A-Rod had a PED story and hip surgery the Yankees won the WS. (Hoping…)


bennyboy said...

Thanks man. I won't hang myself...for now.

I can't believe this. I hate this guy. Where have you gone, Brosius the Ferocious?

Mustang said...

You know, I don't even mind the juicing. It's the "sincerity" of his apologies. Eff that guy.

bennyboy said...

How about that, before today, he swears he only juiced from 2001-2003, during his years in Texas? Why? Because those were the years he got caught.

Now he'll claim he only juiced from 2009-2012 because he was injured. 1996-2001, and 2004-2008, are clean years. That's what he'll say. He's a disgrace to the team. It's a travesty that Jeter had to play most of his career with him.

bennyboy said...

The lamps are going out all over the Bronx. We shall not see them lit again in our time.

Alphonso said...

There is a 1 in 100 chance that this could let the Yankees void his contract.

Unfortunately, if that happened, the Yankees would sign him to a longer and more lucrative deal.

bennyboy said...

Hahahaha. That's probably true. But they'd only give him 3 years, following the precedent set during the Jeter negotiations.

I'm a law school student and I never go to my professors during their office hours because I'm a lazy student. Yesterday, for the first time in my two and a half years at school, I went to office hours. I asked a contracts professor if there was any chance we could get out of the contract. She said probably not. I cried, got up, and went home.

Five more years. Five. Obama won't be in office anymore. Rivera will probably be inducted in the Hall of Fame by then.

Alex Rodriguez said...

Rip me all you want, punks. There's always professional wrestling. With girls. Like Andy Kauffman did, and he's a legend. Eat your hearts out, liberal desk monkeys.