BUY MY BOOK: BARD OF THE DEAL: THE POETRY OF DONALD TRUMP
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Posted by el duque at 5:23 PM
Me no think. Me just report. Scott Proctor has been signed by the San Francisco Giants.
I still remember him dealing with a tough outing by piling all his belongings at home plate, dousing them with lighter fluid and striking a match. That's juju, folks. It didn't necessarily work, but you had to love the guy for trying. I hope Proctor squeezes another year out of that arm.
But seriously, didn't Joe Torre kill him?