IT IS HIGH IT IS FAR'S
DECEMBER YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
Also announced are:
The Official Movie of the 2013 Yankees:
"THIS IS 40."
The Official Nickname for Any Rightfield Platoon:
"ICHY AND SCRATCHY."
Congratulations, Ichiro! And don't worry. Those ugly stories about the IT IS HIGH curse are mere urban legend. It's going to be a great year.