It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: The Most Expensive Ballplayer In History Is A Recidivist Juicer Who Is Always Hurt Anyway

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Most Expensive Ballplayer In History Is A Recidivist Juicer Who Is Always Hurt Anyway

Posted by Stang at 12:10 PM

Five more years of this!

UPDATE: Best comment, at River Ave. Blues:

Usty says:

January 29, 2013 at 8:47 am

Well, on the bright side, the last time A-Rod had a PED story and hip surgery the Yankees won the WS. (Hoping…)

Also:

7 comments:

bennyboy said...: Thanks man. I won't hang myself...for now.

I can't believe this. I hate this guy. Where have you gone, Brosius the Ferocious?; January 29, 2013 at 12:12 PM
Stang said...: You know, I don't even mind the juicing. It's the "sincerity" of his apologies. Eff that guy.; January 29, 2013 at 12:20 PM
bennyboy said...: How about that, before today, he swears he only juiced from 2001-2003, during his years in Texas? Why? Because those were the years he got caught.

Now he'll claim he only juiced from 2009-2012 because he was injured. 1996-2001, and 2004-2008, are clean years. That's what he'll say. He's a disgrace to the team. It's a travesty that Jeter had to play most of his career with him.; January 29, 2013 at 12:55 PM
bennyboy said...: The lamps are going out all over the Bronx. We shall not see them lit again in our time.; January 29, 2013 at 12:59 PM
Alphonso said...: There is a 1 in 100 chance that this could let the Yankees void his contract.

Unfortunately, if that happened, the Yankees would sign him to a longer and more lucrative deal.; January 29, 2013 at 5:46 PM
bennyboy said...: Hahahaha. That's probably true. But they'd only give him 3 years, following the precedent set during the Jeter negotiations.

I'm a law school student and I never go to my professors during their office hours because I'm a lazy student. Yesterday, for the first time in my two and a half years at school, I went to office hours. I asked a contracts professor if there was any chance we could get out of the contract. She said probably not. I cried, got up, and went home.

Five more years. Five. Obama won't be in office anymore. Rivera will probably be inducted in the Hall of Fame by then.; January 30, 2013 at 5:22 PM
Alex Rodriguez said...: Rip me all you want, punks. There's always professional wrestling. With girls. Like Andy Kauffman did, and he's a legend. Eat your hearts out, liberal desk monkeys.; January 31, 2013 at 12:50 AM