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A mediocrity for the ages
Waiting for the draft pick
Syracuse, New York
Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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2024 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 214
- Knicks 153.5
- Mets 139.5
- Giants 58
- Jets 43.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
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- Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
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- Injuries 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
- R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
- Jersey Devils 2.5
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- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1
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Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count
Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)
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We are doomed. Judge is wasted on this team. Soto too
Keefe is in fine form today. Here's a taste:
5. “Offensively, we had the right at-bats,” Boone said. “Offensively, the at-bats were fine.”
Boone’s level of delusion is unlike any other in the game, but these two statements from him are flat-out crazy.
When the Yankees’ first three batters of the game reached, the next three popped up. Right at-bats?
When they had runners on the corners with one out in the second, Juan Soto popped one up in the infield. Right at-bat?
When they had first and second with one out in the third, Jazz Chisholm hit into an inning-ending double play (his first double play of the season). Right at-bat?
When the first two hitters walked in the fourth with the Yankees trailing by one run in a game against the worst pitching staff in the league, Alex Verdugo inexplicably tried to lay down a bunt and popped out to the pitcher. Right at-bat?
The Yankees left a runner in scoring position in the fifth and again in the sixth. They left a runner on in the seventh and couldn’t score with the bases loaded in the eighth. In the ninth, the first two hitters walked and neither of them reached third, let alone score. Right at-bats in all of those innings?
The Yankees went 2-for-18 with runners in scoring position and stranded 18 baserunners on the night. Right at-bats!
Boonie is looney
Old Brian’s got me crying
Hal is not my pal
Boone blows.
Each winning season
is like an ice cream flavor:
bold in its glory
Each losing season
is like fine wine: subtle in
their shades of useless
I’m not sure of much
but this team is upside down
jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz
Sunglasses worn proud
He strides to the plate ready
it’s DJ, he’s out
second half swoon soon
we will not win 90 games
some things are known ahead
Verdugo looks young
he likes the color light blue
he plays much older
Love these!
That AP English class in 1988 is finally paying off!
Why are the Yankees
So frustratingly inept?
Boone, Hal, and Intern
Because of course this was going to happen: Chisolm to the 10-day DL with a UCL injury to gis bon-thriwibg arm. No wordon whether surgery will be required.
*Non-throwing* arm…
When is the TJ surgery scheduled?
I predict next March, to ensure an entire lost season.
Rufus - I just heard from a reliable source that the surgery will be done on the wrong arm in early September . This will result in a timely and full recovery.
Acrilly - those are really good.
You can’t make this shit up. Do they have a medical staff on this team?
Glad you liked’em!!
I’m losing track…on we on our 4th or 5th string 3B?
acrilly, the DJ/He's Out one really transcends in both form and content.
Soto is some sort of special…
They look as though they came to play.
I can't fckng believe the news about Jizz... But I mean, getting tagged with a ball? Sheeesh!
Well, three HRs by Juan Soto is big news, but I have even bigger breaking news:
Phil Coke will be at Old Timers Day. So will Francisco Cervelli and Damaso Marte. (Really. I’m serious. They’re old timers now.)
Suddenly I feel ridiculously old.
Watching our bullpen is fucking painful…
Boy we did well at the trading deadline…
Sperm of Leiter.
First the walk then the walk off grand slam
Yankees Win!!!
Squeaker. Soto should have hit four. Loser
So, the new guy we got who always gets injured...got injured? Who could have foreseen that?
En fuego, acrilly!
it is truly enough to make one stop drinking
I only wish that Soto was a New York Yankee
it’s my personal fav of the bunch!
hehehehee…the magic 8 ball comes in handy again!
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