Friday, August 9, 2024

Runk blog continues: Nasty Nestor needs new nastiness

How do you lose a series against 

a) the fucking Los Angeles Angels
b) the fucking Los Angeles Angels without their best player
c) the fucking Los Angeles Angels without their best player, at home.
d) the fucking Los Angeles Angels, without their best player, at home, in the middle of a pennant race.

How? One answer is Nasty Nestor Cortes. He is now 5-10 with an ERA of 4.42. That's not nasty. That's nice. He's Nice Nestor. He's awfully nice.

Last year, his ERA was 4.97. He's been Nice Nestor for two seasons now. He's becoming Naughty Nestor.

Frankly, we have no starter who is a sure thing, and some - Nestor and Stroman - are crapping the beds.

This is trouble.

23 comments:

JM said...

Pitching, pitching, pitching. And we don't have it.

AboveAverage said...

So that was a poop stained mattress out on the mound last night.

Phew….

Butt still —- ewww.

Extra, smelly work for the grounds crew.

13bit said...

The brain's smoke and mirrors ain't gonna work...

Celerino Sanchez said...

His 15min are up

BTR999 said...

Cortes said he had trouble gripping the wet ball and babbled something like “it was hard to get into my glove, and they’re calling for another pitch in 15 seconds.” Oh.

The Hammer of God said...

When the halos took a 2-1 lead, I tuned out. Watched "Grand Prix" (1966) with James Garner instead. What a great movie by director John Frankenheimer. Pretty incredible racing scenes. Very good script too, a rarity. This movie is probably superior to "Le Mans" with Steve McQueen, although that one too had awesome racing scenes. The difference is that Grand Prix's non-racing dialogue scenes are better, at least that's what I thought. Some great character development. Toshiro Mifune with a cameo role adds a nice touch too. 2.35:1 widescreen digitally remastered. You practically feel like you're standing on the racetrack or along for the ride with the drivers.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Last night's game was free on the mlb streaming site.

Worth every penny.

The Hammer of God said...

I don't like these new comment pages. A pain in the ass to navigate back to the blog.

AboveAverage said...

It appears that the Honorable Rufus T. Firefly issa back - in das Haus

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Hammer, because of that PIA, I always open comments in a new tab.

"Improvements" brought to you by poorly paid, poorly supervised coders in some backwater that don't even use their product.

The Hammer of God said...

Ah, thanks Rufus! Good tip! I'm not exactly a tech genius. It's always extremely frustrating when websites make sudden changes to their layout. And the new "improvements" always make it worse. Why do they have to re-invent the wheel every couple of years? Kind of like Yankee management, eh?

AboveAverage said...

The Yankees wheel is sorta like retreads on Fred Flinstone’s car

JM said...

John Frankenheimer had a string of great movies in the 60s. If you've never seen Seconds, starring Rock Hudson in a very different kind of role, find it and watch it. Really terrific.

BTR999 said...

Our record for “Big August” is 3-3. I’m thinking Bob Hope in that last, pathetic commercial he did for Big K-Mart.

AboveAverage said...

James Wong Howe's cinematography was excellent in Seconds (as were many other things in the film)

BTR999 said...

Any further word on Volpe? Asking for Peraza’s Uber driver.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Looked up "Seconds," which I have never seen. Wow, that sounds like one dark, mamajama of a movie, JM! But a good one.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Oh, and I hate the new Comments section, too.

BTR999 said...

From @Yankees:

Tonight’s Yankees-Rangers game (Friday, August 9) has been rescheduled due to the forecast of sustained inclement weather and will be made up tomorrow, Saturday, August 10, as the second game of a single-admission doubleheader, which will begin with the first game at 1:05pm

Another split upcoming. Big August slogs on

acrilly said...

Remember Ramiro Mendoza? He wouldn’t be allowed to exist in the current MLB. They’d up his spin rate, tell him to ditch his change up and make him a one inning reliever. As JM posted above…pitching, pitching, pitching. That bullpen is a disgrace or re-treads and never-weres. “Super Pen” my ass. But make sure you but the steak sammy or lobster tail by the third inning.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Just as well it's rescheduled, because it's rainy and yucky outside, and the Yankees stood to get mud and other dirty dirt stuff all over themselves. You can't play in that.

ranger_lp said...

The Gas Station is out of gas...time to go Electric...

Local Bargain Jerk said...

John Frankenheimer also directed Ronin, a pretty good movie from the 1990s. It's got an excellent chase scene through the streets of Paris.