It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Why is Johnny Damon batting .248?

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Saturday, July 7, 2007

Why is Johnny Damon batting .248?

Posted by el duque at 10:55 PM

He's not thinking about ball.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Is that Johnny's skank of a second wife who busted up his first marriage and left his twin daughters fatherless?

'Cause if it is...

Hubba-hubba!; July 8, 2007 at 2:48 PM
Anonymous said...: Bullshit he's not thinking about ball!; July 8, 2007 at 3:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Is that the Delilah who cut his hair?; July 8, 2007 at 3:16 PM

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