Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Scientists find remains of Pedro Martinez' dwarf

NEW YORK _ Scientists Tuesday revealed the findings of the famous dwarf that electrified Redsock fans during the magical season of 2004.



The remains were found during an excavation of the former Yankee Stadium, where Martinez was said to be hoping to apply for a job as groundskeeper.

Photographs of the remains have been beamed across the globe. "That's him," Martinez reportedly said, jubiliantly, after seeing the transmission. "That's Shorty."


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