Friday, May 22, 2009

Smells Like An Ending

Remember that time the Yankees kept hitting doubles off what's-his-name, that sweaty Oriole with the armpits? One double after the other? And then Suzyn spilled her coffee? You do remember? Well, it's the day after, and the Orioles have decided that there's only one way to deal with I-think-his-name-is Adam Eaton: get rid of him and hide the body.


It's not enough for The 2009 Yankees to defeat you. They have to be basterds about it and utterly destroy you in the most painful way money can buy. Oh, and did you know Adam Eaton has a World Championship Ring? He won it last year as a member of the World Champion Pittsburgh Phillies, who are coming to the Stadium to take their lumps this very weekend. By Tuesday, they will all have been released.


UPDATE! Rats. The World Champion Pittsburgh Phillies are better than I thought.

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