Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Yankees Preparing Line Switch for Injuries

New York _ The Yanks today announced an impending "changing of the injury guard," as Jorge Posada, Jose Molina, Cody Ransom and Xavier Nady pretended to play in a simulated game in the former identical duplicate of Yankee Stadium, Legends Field, which is located in Tampa.

Meanwhile, Brian Bruney, Melky Cabrera and several other players-to-be-injured later prepared to join their comrades on the sit-for-pay list.

The leading candidate for injury, AJ Burnett, pitches tonight.

Feeling queasy, anyone?

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