Tuesday, July 27, 2010

If that burger crunches at Yankee Stadium, don't swallow

That's the conclusion of a study of the bug-laden, mouse-turd spiced, overcooked and overpriced prison slop vomit that masquerades as food at most major city sports venues.

Nearly half the Yankee Stadium vendors have been cited for health code violations, according to a survey of 107 sports venues. The worst is in Washington, which scored a perfect 100 percent. Don't go anywhere in that city without packing Imodium.

Best part of any NY Post article is always the quotes from outraged fantards:

Check these out:

"The burgers are awesome, but they should make sure there's no cockroaches."

"I'll have to think twice about ordering a hot dog."

"Where there's food, there's roaches. There's going to be violations. Even McDonald's is not perfect."

Even McDonalds is not perfect.

1 comment:

Alibi Ike said...

If McDonald's were perfect, they wouldn't continue to strive for the sublime exquisiteness they are known for.