Zach Greinke, Future Yankee?

Zach Greinke, long and lanky,

Had no reason to be cranky,

Kansas had thrown in the hanky,

Making Zach a future Yankee?

So the Royals, in the tanky.

All gummed up in hanky-panky,

Could get Jesus for Zach Greinke,

And then hear, "We Yankees thank ye."