Monday, June 5, 2017

Aaron Judge

Aaron Judge,
Wink wink, nudge nudge,
Likes to hit boomers
Off the Rogers Centre Hotel, disrupting nooners.


joe de pastry said...

Brigadoon Refsnyder has lower BA, OBP, and SLG
than Pete Kozma, now playing for Texas.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

You're very mean Joe. Can't you just ignore this guys azn man crush? It's a phase, he'll grow out of it.

joe de pastry said...

I've got a feeling that sometime during the next 3 days the Red Sux will be throwing up and in on Judge, the Yankees will retaliate, and we'll see an old-time Yanks/Sux bench-clearing brawl.

John M said...

If only The Rodent would be at second base, to suffer a sprained something in the brawl. That would be productive.

Kozma, humbug. If he had had his head screwed up by Yankees mismanagement, he'd be as bad or worse than Ref. But thankfully for Koz, we'll never know.

pepitone said...

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more! Say no more!

DutchFan said...

I know nothing. Nooooothing.

Which is actually quite true (when it pertains to intricate knowledge of a Kozmaïd and man crushes). Especially man crushes of course.

Anonymous said...

Stop!! This sketch is SILLY! Silly, silly, silly!!

My pref would be to lay off Ref
And be on Joey & Chirs, instead
Chris hit his tater
Now prepare for the next 70
Barren at-bats
Joey has the common sense
of your average plain mud fence
(No solar-panels, of course)
Lb (No J)