Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Miguel Andujar is coming; should Headley change his name to "Wally Pippley?"

Twenty-two year old 3B Miguel Andujar - who supposedly can throw 90 mph to first, if he decides to - will join the plummeting Evils tonight. 

In a perfect world, he'll never leave. 

No matter what happens, this is getting interesting: the stodgy Yankees bringing up young players, and at least three - Judge, Sanchez and Severino - are becoming stars. (Plus, any day now, Refsnyder will break out.)

Not sure what Andujar's role will be. Did Headley tweak a gonad? Does Headley have a gonad? Is Holliday still sick with the mystery disease? (My guess: Shingles. Those ads where Terry Bradshaw knocks at your door, they terrify me.) Did Tyler Austin pull something? Will Greg Bird ever return? 

I know what The Master would say: We should make sure to listen to Suzyn's Clubhouse Report, because she'll answer all the questions.  


Anonymous said...

...OR, you could listen to Meredith Marakovich's report, if you would like the official Party line...

Doubtful it's shingles in MH's case (doubt you were completely serious, either, Duque) - - but nothing is visible, so if he had shingles, it would be concealed under his uniform - - and from experience, it can be incredibly painful to wear clothing over shingles lesions. I had it once (1993), and for six weeks, all I wanted to do was sit around shirtless, and keep icing those lesions. Ouch! Hurts just to think about it.

Bradshaw IS scary - - exact oppo of the IBS Lady!! Yum. LB (No J)

Anonymous said...

P.S. Not intuitively obvious that Headcase Chasely has a gonad. LB (No J)

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

I think "Headley is deadly" still applies. I'm mean, he's got the plague or something, right?