Apologies to Barry McGuire... Sing along to EVE OF CHRISTMAS

The Fox News tree, it is explodin.'

Tucker flairin’, Trump unloadin,’

They re-write laws just to keep us all from votin,’

You don't believe in science, but what’s that phone you’re totin?'

They say even the Jordan River’s got ballots floatin,’

But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,

How you don't believe we're on the eve...

     of Christmas…

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Yeah, Bitcoin’s so high, I feel like celebratin’

I’m sitting here, self-vaccinatin.'
Podcast experts say we don’t need no protectin’

Handful of senators selling ivermectin,

Stockings hung with care, they bring no inspiration.
Bags full of goodies priced high from inflation,

This holiday scene is just too frustratin,’
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend

Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve...
of Christmas

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See this air fryer? It was made in Red China.

I bought it in a CVS in Selma, Alabama.

Jeff Bezos may go up for three hours in space

But when tax time comes, he won’t pay a trace,

The wavin’ of the guns, the playin’ to the base,

Meet your next baby-sitter, and hope it’s not Matt Gaetz.

And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend,

You don’t believe we’re on the eve...
of Christmas.