A concerned Met fan writes...
A: You are exceedingly wise to recognize the link between your TV and the game. Many fans are incapable of noticing this, as Baltimore has learned.
You must refrain from watching another game - not another inning, not another pitch, not another 30 seconds between another pitch. This moratorium must last through the next week, AT LEAST.
Frankly, I would COMPLETELY block out ALL news and sports information through the month of October, or until it's clear that the possibility of reverse juju contamination has ended.
Only this way can you be sure of a Mets world championship. It won't be easy, but when you cheer them along the Canyon of Heroes, you'll know you did your part.
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Can't argue with advice like that.
I happen to be selling guaranteed, waterproof dispensations. Airtight, as well. I will be standing in front of a blue fire hydrant in East Chinatown, at the intersection of E. Canal St. and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Lane. Good prices, good service. Come on down and buy a dispensation and watch freely…
Wisdom of the ages. Truly.
Recently saw an absolutely astounding stat(s). So astounding, so unlikely, I think it (they) must be bullshit. But here goes .... in the last 100 head to head, Mets 50 Ws, Phils 50 Ws. In the last 1000 head to head...Mets 500 Ws, Phils 500 Ws.
That's incredible if it's true. Surely juju and mercy shall follow the Mets all the days of their lives, and they shall dwell in the house of Steve Cohen forever.
I had no idea you worked for the Catholic Church, Bit. Do you have any Special Dispensations?
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