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An otherwise great night in NY
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Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
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- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
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- College Football 1
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- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
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- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
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Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
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Aaron Boone heard Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will attend ALCS Game 1 at Yankee Stadium tonight, per @ChrisKirschner
Oh joy.
Today is Mets day. 6-0 in the second.
Mets! Lead-off homer by Lindor, grand slam by Vientos. Showing a lot of fight!
According to my numbers, it appears that H O S S is due for a couple of platefuls of Yankee Stadium lobster tails . . . . . perhaps he'll get to hang out with Taylor and Travis at the lemon and melted butter dispenser . . . .
I think the melted butter dispenser is in their hotel room.
Taylor is ok, but I don't like Kelce. Just don't. And he looks like a jerk in top hat and tails. So wrong.
Nah, no offers. The bankers probably want their seats back, the old bastards.
JM - that's a tantalizing scenario you hint at.
Somewhere between slippery and sticky.
The weather is looking pretty shitty.
ewwwww that stinks
Where is Mothra?
Tay-Tay in da house?
I think Rodon will be ok tonight, but I feel the offense will let us down. Hope I’m wrong. CLE’s bullpen is excellent. Chilly and windy tonight. Make of itbwhatvtou will
Almost ready!!!!!
I'm here. Have the Master in my headphones.
Kwan is a pain in the ass.
He will be a tough out in every game...
OK. That was a lot of pitches but no harm done. I'll take it.
Our tendency is to put runners on then fail to score them in the 1st.
Can’t take strike three there
He's like the anti-Reggie.
Spike Lee is in the stands. We're doomed. The man is a jinx.
Judge is the most un-clutch Yankee I have ever seen. And we can't go on batting Wells in the four spot.
Almost. More frustration.
Judge got jobbed low and inside and then jobbed on the outside pitch
Another wasted opportunity.
He got screwed by the ump.
Stanton just missed that. Judge killed that inning by not at least advancing the runners
✅
Most opportunities are.
yep
You are the Warrior!
yeppers!
Umps suck tonite
Is that the game plan for tonight? Get shut out & leave 18 guys on base? Clever.
You'll have to take my word for it but before Gleyber stepped in I said, "Cobb knows Gleyber will be hacking first pitch, looking fastball. So he'll take something off, ground him out to left side".
Seems to be.
The fact that your New York Yankees had the best record in the American League this year indicates only how low baseball has fallen.
Is Spike sitting on the 3rd base line? I thought his seat was down the 1st base line...
What's everybody's call this inning? I say Judge with another called third strike. Who's got swinging?
Finally, a 1-2-3 inning.
Why is he wearing red? Red Yankees jacket, red Yankees hat...red is not our color.
Soto gets on, and double play.
Spike, that is.
Judge flyball to center. 80% chance caught, 20% chance HR
Oh, it's called strike three this time too. Why adjust, and try to put the ball in play when you can let the ump punch you out again.
Swing and a miss on strike three
Soto!!!!!!!!!
SOTO YOU FUCKRES! DRINK!
Soto says so long to that one!
Soto’s pretty good.
Yay
Judge walks. Again. I don't think they're paying him to walk.
Soto Sono buoni Soto is so good.
Excellent. But the new definition of insanity is NOT having the 2-3-4 be Judge, Soto-Stanton.
How about a two out hit with runner in scoring position? I think that would help.
Boy, we sure can walk.
It's a skill
Bingo.
But can we swing the bat with a broken hand . . ?
They let Cleveland get away with starting Cobb, having him give up only one run. Now comes their bullpen.
Yep. If you don't have a broken hand, just walk.
Scampering home like a GAZELLE! Or a GIRAFFE!
This is a lot of walks.
Hey, we're great at the wild pitch!
What are the odds of a ground ball to 2nd?
Catcher had it right in the pocket of his glove and flipped it away. Wtf?
Self immolation by Cleveland.
What I tell ya? Why, we could wild pitch these guys all night!
What the hell was Vertigo swinging at? Jesus.
Great rally
Nice, guy can barely find the plate, and you swing at a pitch a foot inside. Oh, Flopsie.
Analytics department was all over this when game-planning.
Walks and wild pitches are our biggest offensive weapons.
Cleveland's pitching has been a shitshow. The 3 runs feels deflating and may not be enough.
Rodon starting to feel it
Nice to see a shut-down inning instead of a meltdown.
We’re walkin’
The breaking ball's working for Rodon. Dropping it in for strikes often enough that when hitters see it out of hand they have to commit. The strike three swing by Thomas was awful. Pitch was never a threat to be a strike, but Thomas read "breaking ball", knows Rodon's throwing the breaking ball for strikes, so he committed. Near impossible to hit under such circumstances. Hope Rodon keeps it up.
Cashmans 3 True outcomes on full display
This is ridiculous
Always nervous when Torres is running the bases
4 pitch at bat with a strikeout looking.
Vogt might give Boone a run for his money as manager here.
Cleveland is tempting the Yanks to break this game wide open.
Judge effective
On vacation-Central America
Judge get's the RBI. Much better than a double-play or strikeout. That is his first RBI of this post season (I think...)
Yankees refusing to put this away.
Yes.
duque, about that small ballpark...
They have to keep up the TV ratings in the Midwest.
Yankees are 0-6 with RISP but lead 4-0
This isn't the Rodan that I expected.
Rodent keeps this up, he'll be more popular than the pizza rat.
He Man’d Up
Almost, Volpe.
If it was a warm, humid July these deep fly balls may have been HR's. But, it's cold, windy and September.
His new nickname
That had to be the worst HR celebration I've seen
Holmes warming up for the seventh. Nail biting time.
Judge is a solid as ever in the field.
So … Holmes, Kahnle, Weaver?
Holmes is terrible. Why is he still plaguing us.
Better to wear his arm out in the middle innings - plus THE INSTANT he throws his first pitch someone like Tim hills have eyes will come in
Stanton!
I hope they’re not planning on batting wells cleanup all postseason
Stanton!!!
The Man of Glass!
A Stanton-Blast!!!!
You don’t need to RUN - when its hit like THAT!
When he hits one, it stays hit.
The Hardest Part. Blondie.
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Can they at least flip Stanton and Wells in the lineup?
I second what HoraceClark66 said - the new definition of insanity is NOT having the 2-3-4 be Judge, Soto-Stanton.
Keep Stanton right where he is. Don't change a thing.
Who let The Moron put Hill in!?
Nice play, Rizzo.
get hm the hill out of here
Take out Hill. Now.
Judge Soto Stanton. Why is that so fucking hard to figure out??
Jesus. Fucking Boone.
Getting nervous…
Dream Weaver.
Jesus would never fuck Boone
Weaver's Goose Gossage now? I don't know about this steady diet of 5 out saves.
Here we go
We are out of the inning!
Phew.
Dream Weaver - Weaving those dreams
Let's put this one out of reach
Insurance runs baby
The base cam has to be the dumbest, most useless gimmick MLB has come up with.
Letterman's monkey cam would be way better.
Or just a colonoscopy scope would work
Anyone still awake?
Just holding my breath.
No more Tim Hill, please.
Lead off walks...
Yankees Win!!!
That's a big fat YANKEE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu-uhuuhuhuhhhh-ahahahahaahhhha hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yakneees win!!!
Wow. Weaver.
Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
Magic number is 7…
😀
sure is
Good win. Taylor Swift and Spike Lee seem pleased.
Nice.
Can't they both get transported to the middle of the sun?
Kevin - It all comes down to the state of your Dilithium Crystals.....
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